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#15 Taking Friends Out “On the Government”
Plenty of unemployed people will bemoan their situations and make every effort to remind their friends and family that they’re struggling to make ends meet without a job “in this economy”. Then there...
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#34 Scouring the Internet for Free Things to Do
Though it might be a rare event, eventually there comes a time when unemployed people finally feel the need to get out of their house and do something besides popping in to the grocery store in lazy...
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#45 Buying Perrier With Food Stamps
For anyone receiving unemployment checks the idea of getting free money is so novel they end up exploring other ways of scamming the government for goods. Now that food stamps (aka Supplemental...
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#53 Watching Office Space and Reminiscing About the Good Ol’ Days
It’s pretty ridiculous just how timeless Office Space is, given that it’s been ten years since it was released and everything is pretty much the same in the working world, especially with Jennifer...
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#55 Trying to Befriend More Successful Unemployed People Like Paris Hilton
Once the unemployed have grown accustomed to leeching off the government, what’s to stop them from going after people with money to supplement their jobless lifestyle? It’s not like gold diggers are a...
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#66 Dreaming About Winning the Lottery
It’s amazing how much time can be spent daydreaming about winning the lottery. Countless people working dead end office jobs can attest to this as they shamelessly collect their non-winning lotto...
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#91 Yelling at Employees of Government Agencies
There comes a time in every unemployed person’s life where they lose their so-called patience and fly off the handle. Usually, the ones who suffer from these brief moments are pets who don’t understand...
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#96 Poorly Justifying Why They Need a Smartphone
For all those who didn’t melt into a puddle with joy over the Palm Pre because they were waiting for the much-rumored new iPhone, that dream was answered today with the announcement of the iPhone 3G S....
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#103 Buy One Get One Free Deals, if Someone Else is Buying
Everyone loves a buy one get one free deal. Whether it’s a fast food hamburger, a cell phone, or a bag of salad, people can’t help but get excited about getting extra stuff for the same price they’d...
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#131 Wanting a Vacation for the Vacation from Their Paid Vacation
Going on vacation, as rewarding as it may be, can also be exhausting. Just ask anyone who has ever tried to make the most of their vacation days by working up to the last minute before taking off, and...
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